Kid lunch jokes are an easy tradition to start and a great way to put a smile on your child’s face while they are at school. Lunch jokes let your child know you are thinking about them as well as giving them a laugh to share with their friends.
When my oldest daughter started Kindergarten I wanted a way to let her know I was thinking about her when I couldn’t be there with her. I decided to send notes in her lunchbox with a fun joke on the back.
At the time I had no idea how much she would love getting those jokes and that I would still be doing them 2 years later. My daughter has since told me that she likes getting to tell her friends the joke at lunch and sharing a laugh with them so I have continued this tradition.
This past year I decided to start saving and typing up all the jokes I send so that I can use them with my younger two daughters, one of which will be starting Kindergarten in the fall.
I created and am sharing with you this kid lunch jokes printable with over 240 jokes. It will save you the time of looking up jokes each morning to send with your child!
These kid lunch jokes range from food and animals jokes to space jokes and more! Just cut these hilarious lunch jokes out and send it in their lunchbox. They are sure to love them!
This post is all about kid lunch jokes to send in your child’s lunchbox.
Best Kid Lunch Jokes
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Directions
Go through and choose the lunch jokes you want to send with your child. Then, download and print them off. Cut out each joke individually. Pack one in your child’s lunchbox each day!
If you send ice packs in your child’s lunch, you could place the joke in a card protector like this to protect the paper from getting wet and ripping.
Animal Lunch Jokes
These funny kid lunch jokes are all about animals and are sure to give your child a good laugh.
- What is a toad’s favorite drink?
- Croak-a-cola
- Why did the snake cross the road?
- To get to the other sssssssside
- Why are monkeys terrible storytellers?
- Because they only have one tale
- What did the mama cow say to the calf?
- It’s pasture bedtime
- What do you call two birds in love?
- Tweethearts
- What do cats eat for breakfast?
- Mice-Krispies
- How do cows do math?
- With a cow-culator
- What is a mouse’s favorite game?
- Hide and squeak
- Why did the cow cross the road?
- To get to the udder side
- What do you call the horse that lives next door?
- Your neigh-bor
- What do you call a bear with no ears?
- B
- How do bees get to school?
- The school buzz
- How do you make an octopus laugh?
- With ten-tickles
- What kind of socks to bears wear?
- None, they like to go barefoot
- Where do fish keep their money?
- The river bank
- What kind of bird works at a construction site?
- A crane
- What kind of lion doesn’t roar?
- A dandelion
- Why do bees have sticky hair?
- Because they use honey combs
- What kind of photos will you find on a turtle’s phone?
- shell-fies
- What do you get when you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
- A teddy-boar
- Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
- They don’t meet the koala-fications
- What do you call a pig that knows karate?
- A pork chop
- What did the leopard say after finishing a delicious meal?
- That hit the spot
- Where do polar bears vote?
- The North Poll
- What fish swim at night?
- Starfish
- Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
- Because he’ll hog the ball
- What do you call a cold dog?
- A chili dog
- How much money does a skunk have?
- One scent
- What is a reptiles favorite movie?
- The Lizard of Oz
- Why couldn’t the pony sing?
- She was a little horse
- Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
- Because he just came out of a pen
- How do rabbits travel
- By hareplane
- What do you get when you cross a duck with a firework
- Firequackers
- How do pigs say goodnight?
- With hogs and kisses
- Where do elephants pack their clothes?
- In their trunk
- How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?
- Look for the gray hares
- What do you say when a cow is in your way?
- Please moooooove over
- What is a horse’s favorite drink?
- Lemon-neigh’d
- Why do porcupines always win the game?
- They have the most points
- What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
- A box of quackers
- What do cows read?
- Cattle-logs
- What do you call a cow that can’t moo?
- A milk dud
- How do baby cats learn to swim?
- The kitty pool
- When do monkeys fall from the sky?
- During APE-ril showers
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
- Bugs bunny
- What does the spider bride wear?
- A webbing dress
- What do you call a fly without wings?
- A walk
- What do you call a bear caught in a storm?
- A drizzly bear
- What do cats eat for dessert?
- Chocolate mouse
- Why don’t ants ever get sick?
- They have little anty-bodies
- What animal needs to wear a wig?
- A bald eagle
- What does a frog say when he’s in the library?
- Reddit, Reddit
- What is a cows favorite drink?
- Smoooooo-thies
- What kind of medicine do you give pigs?
- Oink-ment
- What do you call a stack of kittens?
- A meow-tain
- Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?
- It had bad stable manners
- What kind of book does a rabbit like?
- One with a hoppy ending
- Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
- Because they are shellfish
- How do you get a mouse to smile?
- Say cheese
- Do fish go on vacation?
- No, they’re always in school
- How do fleas like to travel?
- Itch hiking
- Where do ants go for vacation?
- France
- Why did the turkey join the band?
- It wanted to use its drumsticks
- What do you write in a rabbit’s birthday card?
- Hoppy Birthday!
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Food Lunch Jokes
These next funny kid lunch jokes are all about food.
- Why did the banana go to the doctor?
- It wasn’t peeling well
- Why do beets always win?
- They are un-beet-able
- Why can’t you tell an egg a joke?
- It’ll crack up
- Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
- It felt crummy
- What do cakes and baseball have in common?
- They both need a batter
- What fruit do twins love?
- Pears
- Why did the melon jump into the lake?
- It wanted to be a water-melon
- Where do hamburgers go to dance?
- The meat-ball
- What kind of candy is never on time?
- Choco-late
- What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
- CASHEWWWWW
- What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
- You mean a great dill to me
- What did the fruit ask at the end of the week?
- Orange you glad it’s Friday?
- Why was the little strawberry sad?
- His parents were in a jam
- What is a tree’s favorite fruit?
- Pine-apple
- What do vegetables order on their pizza
- Pepper-oni
- Why do oranges wear sunscreen?
- So they don’t peel
- What fruit loves chocolate?
- cocoa-nut
- How does a cucumber become a pickle?
- It goes through a jarring experience
- Why did the girl smear peanut butter in the road?
- To go with the traffic jam
- What do trees like to drink?
- Root beer
- What is a boxer’s favorite drink
- Fruit punch
- Why did the boy throw a stick of butter out the window
- He wanted to see a butter-fly
- Why did the fisherman put peanut butter in the ocean?
- To go with the jellyfish
- What do gingerbread men use to make their beds?
- Cookie sheets
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Halloween Lunch Jokes
These jokes are perfect to use in October as Halloween approaches. Not only are they funny but they will get your child even more excited for the holiday. Start sending these Halloween lunch jokes on the first of October!
- How do you know when a ghost is sad?
- He starts boo-hooing
- What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?
- A life gourd
- What do mummies listen to on Halloween?
- Wrap music
- Knock, knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad it’s Halloween?
- What do witches put on their bagels?
- Scream cheese
- What do ghosts eat for dessert?
- Ice Scream
- What is one room you won’t find in a ghost’s house?
- A living room
- How do you know vampires love baseball?
- Because they turn into bats every night
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
- With a pumpkin patch
- What is a ghost’s favorite fruit
- Boo-berries
- What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
- Trom-bone
- What is a ghost’s favorite meal?
- Spook-ghetti
- How does a vampire start a letter?
- Tomb it may concern
- What is a vampire’s favorite fruit
- Blood oranges
- What is big, green, and plays a lot of tricks?
- Prankenstein
- What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal?
- Rice creepies
- What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?
- A sand-witch
- Why did the ghost blow his nose?
- Because it was full of booooo-gers
- How can you tell a vampire has a cold?
- She starts coffin
- What position do ghosts play in soccer?
- Ghoulie
- How do ghosts wash their hair?
- With shamboo
- What fruit do scarecrow love the most?
- Straw-berries
- Why did the skeleton run away?
- Because a dog was after his bone
- What do you call two witches who live together?
- Broommates
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Weather Lunch Jokes
These next jokes are all about the weather.
- How does the sun listen to music?
- On the ray-dio
- How do hurricanes see?
- With one eye
- What is a snowman’s favorite food?
- Brrrrrr-itos
- What did the ground say to the earthquake?
- You crack me up
- What is the best day to go to the beach?
- Sun-day
- What does the sun drink out of?
- Sun glasses
- What do you call a snowman in the summer?
- A puddle
- Name a bow that can’t be tied.
- A rainbow
- What did the tree say to the wind?
- Leaf me alone
- What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
- Frosted Flakes
- What is a tornado’s favorite game?
- Twister
- What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
- Thunderwear
- What did one volcano say to the other?
- I lava you
- What is the difference between weather and climate?
- You can’t weather a tree but you can climate
- What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
- You have to be careful not to step in a poodle
- Can bees fly in the rain?
- Not without their yellow jackets
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Disney Lunch Jokes
Who doesn’t love a good Disney joke? These funny Disney jokes are great for sending in your child’s lunch.
- Why did Mickey Mouse go up in space?
- To find Pluto
- What do you call a fairy that doesn’t like to shower?
- Stinkerbell
- How does Darth Vader like his toast?
- On the dark side
- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
- Because she will let it go
- Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
- Because she is always running away from the ball
- Why is Peter Pan always flying?
- Because he Neverlands
- What kind of vehicle does Minnie Mouse drive?
- A Minnie van
- When does Donal Duck wake up?
- At the quack of dawn
- What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas song?
- Jungle Bells
- Who was the winner in the princess race?
- Rapunzel by a hair
- What is Mickey Mouse’s favorite sport?
- Mini-golf
- What’s Olaf’s favorite food?
- Icebergers
- What is Buzz Lightyear’s favorite candy?
- Milkyways
- Why did Pluto have a terrible vacation?
- He didn’t planet well
- Is BB hungry?
- No, BB8
- Who is the funniest princess?
- Ra-pun-zel
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Pokemon Lunch Jokes
Do you have Pokemon lovers at home like I do? If so, they are going to love these next jokes!
- What do you call a cold Lillipup?
- A pup-sicle
- What kind of pizza do Lillipup like the most?
- Pupperoni pizza
- How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
- You poke-him-on
- Why was Hypno so energetic?
- He wasn’t Drowzee anymore
- What did Mewtwo say to the Caterpie?
- Stop bugging me
- Where do Haunter’s buy their milk and eggs?
- The ghost-ery store
- Why was the Meowth scared of the tree?
- Because of its bark
- Which pokemon makes the best police officer?
- Magic-cop
- What pokemon makes the best soccer player?
- Goalduck
- Where do Haunters like to water ski?
- Lake Eerie
- What did one Geodude say to the other?
- Let’s rock!
- Why did Squirtle cross the ocean?
- To get to the other tide
- What movie do pokemon like the most?
- Staryu Wars
- What do you call a Beartic with no teeth?
- A gummy bear
- Where do Haunters go on vacation?
- Mali-boo
- What are Pokemon’s favorite fruit?
- Staryu fruit
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Valentine’s Day Lunch Jokes
These Valentine’s Day lunch jokes are great to start on the 1st of February. Save your favorite Valentine’s Day joke and send it with your child on Valentine’s Day.
- What did the ghost say to his Valentine?
- You look boooooo-tiful
- What do you call a ghost’s sweetheart?
- A ghoul-friend
- What did the raspberry say to its valentine?
- I love you berry much
- What did one cat say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
- You are purrrrr-fect
- What did one Jedi say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
- Yoda one for me
- On Valentine’s Day what did the calculator say to the pencil?
- You can count on me
- What did one bee say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
- I love bee-ing with you honey
- Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine’s Day?
- Because some bunny loved him
- What did one sheep say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
- I love ewe
- What did one drum say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
- My heart beats for you
- What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
- I’m stuck on you
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas be my Valentine?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you
- What did the whale say to its partner on Valentine’s Day?
- Whale you be mine?
- What did one squirrel say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
- I’m nuts about you
- What did the cup say to the coffeemaker?
- Words cannot espresso much you mean to me
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Riddle Lunch Jokes
These kid lunch joke riddles are a fun challenge for kids.
- What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
- A Teapot
- What has hands but can’t clap?
- A clock
- What can you catch but not throw?
- A cold
- What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
- Snow
- What goes up when rain comes down?
- An umbrella
- What has to be broken before you can use it?
- An egg
- What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
- A snowball
- What has a head, a tail, but no body?
- A coin
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Space Lunch Jokes
These next jokes are all about space.
- Where do astronauts go to drink coffee?
- Star-bucks
- What’s a cows favorite galaxy?
- The milky way
- how do you calm an astronaut baby?
- You rock-et
- How do you prepare for a party in space?
- You plan-et
- What planet loves to sing?
- Nep-tune
- When do astronauts eat?
- Launch time
- What do you call an alien who has 6 eyes?
- An Aliiiiiien
- What do you give an angry alien?
- Lots of space
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School Lunch Jokes
These kid lunch jokes are all school themed. They are great for sending at the start or end of the school year!
- Why did the math book look so sad?
- Because it had so many problems
- Why was 6 afraid of 7?
- Because 7,8,9
- Where do pencils go on vacation?
- Pencil-vania
- In what school do you learn how to greet people?
- Hi school
- Why was the broom late to class?
- It overswept
- Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
- Her students were so bright
- Why didn’t the sun go to college?
- It already had a million degrees
- What candy do you eat on the playground?
- Recess Pieces
- Why is glue terrible at math?
- It always gets stuck on the problems
- Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
- He wanted to get to high school
- Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
- The piano
- Why isn’t there a clock in the library?
- It tocks too much
- Who is king of all school supplies?
- The ruler
- What is a pirate’s favorite class in school?
- Arrrrrrrrt
- Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
- Because they get stuck at “c”
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Random Lunch Jokes
- Why do dragons sleep during the day?
- So they can fight knights
- What time should you go to the dentist?
- Tooth hurty
- What do you call a train that sneezes?
- Achoo Choo Train
- Why did an old man fall in a well?
- Because he couldn’t see that well
- What did one hat say to the other?
- Stay here I’m going on a head
- Why did the man put sugar on his pillow?
- He wanted to have sweet dreams
- Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
- Because then it would be a foot
- What kind of room doesn’t have doors?
- A mushroom
- What kind of table can you eat?
- A vegetable
- What do pirates pay for corn?
- A buck an ear
- What did one wall say to the other wall?
- I’ll meet you at the corner
- Why couldn’t Friday lift anything heavy?
- Because it was a weak day
- Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
- Because the “p” is silent
- How do billboards talk to each other?
- Sign-language
- Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
- Because it had ticks
- Which is faster heat or cold?
- Heat, because you can catch a cold
- What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?
- Stega-snore-us
- What kind of garden does a baker have?
- A flour garden
- How do you make a tissue dance?
- Put a little boogie in it
- Why is the letter A like a flower?
- Because a B comes after it
- Why do strings never win a race?
- Because they always tie
- Why did the farmer bury all his money?
- To make his soil rich
- What did the nose say to the finger?
- Quit picking on me
- How does the ocean say hello?
- It waves
- Why did the boy throw a clock out the window?
- He wanted to see time fly
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
- Frostbite
- What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
- Sneak-ers
- Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
- It was two-tired
- Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
- Because he was sitting on the deck
- What is it called when a dinosaur makes a soccer goal?
- A dino-score
- Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation?
- Because they are hill-arious
- Who keeps the ocean clean?
- Mer-maids
- What has 4 wheels and flies?
- A garbage truck
- Why can’t you trust the king of the jungle?
- He’s always lion
- What did the flower say after it told a joke?
- I was just pollen your leg
- What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
- Time to get a new clock
- What do you call a fake noodle?
- An impasta
- Why were the early days called the dark ages?
- Because there were so many knights
- What treats do Dads like in the summer
- Pop-sicles
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!
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I hope these free printable kid lunch jokes save you some time and put a smile on your child’s face! You can download this free printable bundle of over 240 kid lunch jokes below.
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