Are you looking for funny turkey day jokes? Look no further, these are the best jokes to tell at your family’s Thanksgiving gathering!
I cannot believe Thanksgiving is just around the corner. If you’re anything like me you are busy planning fun games and activities to do at your family gathering or preparing what foods you’ll need to make this year (or doing both).
One great idea for your gathering would be funny Turkey Day jokes. With the election results still fresh in everyone’s mind, these Thanksgiving jokes can be a great thing to have in your back pocket to lighten the mood in case tensions arise.
You could also print off the Thanksgiving lunchbox jokes at the bottom of the post and tape them up around the house so guests can find them and share a laugh with each other.
Trust me, these family-friendly Thanksgiving jokes will have both the kids and adults smiling.
This post is all about funny turkey day jokes.
Funny Turkey Day Jokes
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Funny Thanksgiving Day Jokes For Kids
1. What has four legs and is really loud? The kid’s table
2. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t chicken
3. What did the sweet potato say when asked if it was hungry? Yes, I yam
4. If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims
5. How does Thanksgiving always end? With a g
6. What smells the best at Thanksgiving? Your nose
7. Why did pest control show up to Thanksgiving dinner? It was infested with aunts
8. What is a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangs-giving
9. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary
10. Why did the students arrive late to school the day after Thanksgiving? Because it was Black Friday they assumed they had the day half off.
11. Where did they take the Mayflower when it was sick? The doc
12. Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college kids travel on? Scholar-ships
Funny Turkey Jokes
13. What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky
14. What key has legs and can’t open a door? A tur-key
15. Why was the turkey asked to join a band? He had his own drumsticks
16. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving? Quack Quack
17. What do you call a running turkey? Fast food
18. Where do turkeys go to dance? The butter ball
19. What side of the turkey has more feathers? The outside
20. Why did the turkey get kicked out of the basketball game? It fowl-ed out
21. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler
22. What do a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common? They both want a turkey
23. Why was the turkey bad at baseball? He could only hit fowl balls
24. Can a turkey jump higher than a house? Yes, because houses can’t jump
25. What did the little turkey say to the big turkey who was being mean? Peck on someone your own size
26. What are turkeys thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians
27. How are a turkey, a donkey, and a monkey all alike? They all have keys
28. Why do turkeys love storms? They love fowl weather
Thanksgiving Food Jokes
29. What is one thing you’ll have in common with a Teddy Bear on Thanksgiving? You’ll both be filled with stuffing
30. Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving? Because it tastes a-maize-ing
31. What do you call a sad cranberry? A blueberry
32. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pie
33. What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner? The casse-role
34. What did the Thanksgiving turkey say to the Christmas ham? Nice to meat you
35. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots
36. Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make the bread? It was a crummy job
37. Why did the green bean casserole cross the road? To get to the other sides
38. Why didn’t the cook season the turkey? She ran out of thyme
39. What did the potatoes tell the butter who kept making jokes? You’re on a roll
40. Who helped the squash cross the road? The crossing gourd
41. What kind of vegetables would you like for Thanksgiving? Beets me
42. Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where do turkeys come from? A poul-tree
43. How’d the Thanksgiving cheese plate go over? Everyone was grate-ful
Thanksgiving Lunchbox Jokes
Here are the free printable Thanksgiving lunchbox jokes. Feel free to download and print them off. Then, cut out each joke and place one in your child’s lunchbox during November. Your child will love laughing with their friends over these funny Thanksgiving lunchbox jokes.
Other Thanksgiving Activities You May Enjoy
Thanksgiving Bingo – This is such a fun FREE Thanksgiving game for large groups (it comes with 25 unique cards).
24 Thanksgiving Scavenger Hunt Clues – If you have kids, this Thanksgiving treasure hunt is a MUST!
Thanksgiving Would You Rather – Here are some fun conversation starters if you would rather not talk politics this year.
Charades (Thanksgiving Edition) – This is a fun Thanksgiving game with 100 printable charade words to play with your family or friends at your get-together.
25 Best Thanksgiving Traditions – I LOVE traditions! Last year we started number #10 and I can’t wait to do it again this year!
Family Conversation Cards
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I hope you and your family share a good laugh over these funny Thanksgiving jokes.
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