If you’re looking for funny Halloween jokes you’ve come to the right spot! These are the perfect kid-friendly Halloween lunch box jokes.
Having two elementary-aged girls myself, I know how much kids love jokes. This is why I started a daily lunch joke tradition with my kids. As you may have seen, last year I created a printable with 240+ lunch jokes. My girls loved getting their daily joke and sharing it with their friends at school.
With Halloween quickly approaching, I decided to create a printable with funny Halloween jokes to send with them during October.
These funny Halloween jokes range from jokes about ghosts and witches to mummies, scarecrows, skeletons, and more.
If your child enjoys a good joke, they will love getting these funny Halloween jokes in their lunchbox!
This post is all about funny Halloween jokes.
Funny Halloween Jokes
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Ghost Halloween Jokes
1. What kind of roads do ghosts like to drive on? Dead Ends
2. What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries
3. Why is it hard for ghosts to lie? Because you can see right through them.
4. What is a ghost’s favorite dessert? Ice Scream
5. What room will you NOT find a ghost in? The living room
6. Where do ghosts buy their bread and milk? The ghost-ery strore
7. What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-boo
8. Where do ghosts buy their clothes? Boo-tiques
9. What is a ghost’s favorite meal? Spook-ghetti
10. What position do ghosts play in soccer? Ghoul-keeper
11. Where do ghosts go on vacation? Mali-boo
12. How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo-hooing
Mummy Halloween Jokes
13. What is a mummy’s favorite music? Wrap
14. What do moms dress up as on Halloween? Mummies
Scarecrow Halloween Jokes
15. What is a scarecrow’s favorite type of fruit? Straw-berries
16. How does a scarecrow drink his juice? With a straw
17. Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field
18. Why are scarecrow jokes so bad? They’re too corny
19. How do scarecrows greet each other? “Hey”
20. Why don’t scarecrows eat? Because they’re always stuffed
Pumpkin Halloween Jokes
21. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch
22. What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? A life gourd
23. When is a pumpkin, not a pumpkin? When you drop it and it becomes squash
24. How does a pumpkin listen to music? On vine-yl
25. Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? It didn’t feel so gourd
Witch Halloween Jokes
26. What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling
27. What do witches eat for breakfast? Bagels with scream-cheese
28. How do you make a witch itch? Take away the ‘w’
29. What do you call two witches who live together? Broom mates
29. What do you call a witch at the beach? A sandwich
30. How do witches listen to music? With a broom box
31. What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray
32. What sound do witches make when they eat cereal? Snap, Cackle & Pop
33. Which kind of makeup does a witch wear? Ma-scare-a
Skeleton Halloween Jokes
35. What do you call a skeleton that sits around all day? Lazy bones
36. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? He had no body to dance with.
37. How do you get a skeleton to laugh? Tickle its funny bone
38. Why did the skeleton run up a tree? Because a dog was after his bones
Monster Halloween Jokes
39. What monster likes to play tricks on Halloween? Prankenstein
40. What is a monster’s favorite treat? Ghoul scout cookies
41. Albert Einstein was a genius, what was his brother? A monster
Zombie Halloween Jokes
42. Who did the zombie take to prom? His ghoul friend
43. What is a zombie’s favorite cereal? Rice Creepies
Vampire Halloween Jokes
44. Why did the vampire go to the doctor? Because he was coffin
45. What do you catch from a vampire in winter? Frostbite
46. What holiday do vampires celebrate in November? Fangs-giving
47. How do you know vampires love baseball? They turn into bats every night.
48. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine
49. How do vampires start their letters? Tomb it may concern
50. Why did the vampire get glasses? It was blind as a bat
51. What is Dracula’s favorite sport? Bat-minton
Random Halloween Jokes
52. How do you spell candy with 2 letters? C and Y
53. What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear anything? A cornfield
54. Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
55. What did the turkey dress up as for Halloween? A Gobblin’
56. Why was the broom late? It over swept
57. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice-krispies
58. Who is in charge of the candy corn? The kernel
59. When do cows turn into werewolves? On a full moooooooon
60. Why don’t werewolves ever know the time? Because they are not when-wolves
61. How do you turn off the lights on Halloween? With a lights witch
62. Why did the spider use the computer? To check its web-site
63. What is a monster’s favorite game? Hide and shriek
Knock Knock Halloween Jokes
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad it’s Halloween?
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo Hoo? Oh, don’t cry I’m just a trick-or-treater.
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Fangs. Fangs who? Fangs for letting me in.
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a ghost.
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Spirit. Spirit who? No, spirit says boo!
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to the door and find out.
Free Printable Halloween Lunch Jokes
Here are the free printable Halloween lunch box jokes. Download and print them off. Then, cut out each joke. During October, pack one of these funny Halloween jokes in their lunch box and/or snack bag.
*If you pack these funny Halloween jokes in your child’s lunchbox, I recommend using a card protector like this so the joke doesn’t get wet and rip from ice packs. You can also just slide it in a Ziploc baggie.
At the end of the printable I also included a page of blank Halloween cards. You can use these to write any other funny Halloween jokes you may know or even just a sweet message to them.
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